The "hiney leopard" is Megan's creation. One day, she and Kevin were watching the Discovery channel and a show about leopards was on. She noted how it stalked its prey and then pounced. She decided to become one, but instead of taking a big bite out of dad, she would try to sit on his head. This morphed into the hiney leopard game, where the girls (and Owen sometimes, too) try to lure Kevin into the living room and onto the floor. Many times they lay down a quilt so that he'll be comfortable before they begin nature's song and dance of attacker and prey.
Megan and Hannah have a script that they follow pretty much every time they want to play. Two days ago, I saw that she actually wrote down the entire script! It is hilarious! 
In case you can't read it, it goes as follows...
In case you can't read it, it goes as follows...Megan: Come and lay down dad.
Hannah: We will give you a back mushosh (massage, for those not familiar with the writing style of a 6 1/2 year old).
Hannah: We will give you a back mushosh (massage, for those not familiar with the writing style of a 6 1/2 year old).
Megan: And a cookie.
Hannah: And some bere to (beer, too)!
Megan: And you have to lay down to git that stuf (get that stuff).
They are genius! There are very few instances where most men would give up the opportunity to be waited on by pretty girls, offering him a place to lay, a massage, cookies and beer! Why didn't I think of this tactic years ago? "Honey, have some cookies and beer, while I rub your back. You really want to take down our Christmas lights, right?"
Since this usually works, the following scenes play out next. They stalk him:
They pounce:
They pounce:
...and then there is usually a free-for-all of jumping on Daddy: 
Thank God they have decided that this is a Daddy-only game!
We finally convinced her to get a hair cut. I'm just as guilty as she is for not getting it done sooner. When it's clean and tangle free, her hair is so pretty! More often than not, it's a huge rat's nest. She decided that she would get her hair cut as long as it was cut just like Aunt Jen's hair (who knew that you were so influential, Jen?)! She's still not sure if she likes it, but we think that this 4-year-old's version of Aunt Jen's hair is adorable! Let's hope this short cut actually saves me a little time in the mornings!
I honestly don't know what exactly this is or why it's on our computer. The folder was titled "implements" and this was listed as "Pelzel's sprayer". Several years ago, our computer died, and all of our photos were lost. Kevin's parents gave us all of the pictures they had so that we could recover our missing ones. We also ended up with random stuff like this, that I can only assume my father-in-law took! Don't you love how some of it is being held together with duct tape?
Okay, now I'm going to tag Karen, Sara, Shay (welcome to the blogging world, girlie!) and Giselle. Can't wait to see what y'all come up with!
