If my kids went into politics...

Their platform would be all about the environment, of course.

"Conserve water! Drink chocolate milk!"

Hannah's already an old pro at the baby-kissing, hand shaking thing (especially when used for a photo op).

Seems like a solid campaign. What could stop them? Surely not any scandalous pictures or anything.

Or a pesky brownie batter or spray cool-whip addiction (they can quit any time they want)?

At least they're always looking out for you! Vote today!